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October 23 2017

llleighsmith:

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

October 18 2017

rogha:

nutheadgee:

marzipanandminutiae:

fuselii:

today i learnt that king tutankhamun made sure that he had a condom with him in his next life. i never want to hear a dude say he didn’t have the time to be prepared or didn’t remember to buy condoms. if king tut had the common decency of making sure someone put a condom in his resting place alongside one of the biggest treasures ever so he could practice safe sex in the afterlife no present day dude has an excuse for not wearing condoms.

here it is

it’s made of animal intestine

and they know it was his because they found residue inside that they were able to DNA-match to him

yes, that kind of residue

My mans Tutankhamun was already busting a nut when Osiris was measuring his soul to go see his ol man Ra like imagine having such guts.

When will your fave ever?

@wardens-oath

October 17 2017

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redvelvetkash:

When they tell you, you so pretty! Lol.

estelles:

bi girls ?? angels.

kazespook:

anguishboy:

incogniito:

A cough is just a crunchy breath

A yawn is just a boneless cough

why the fuck do these make sense???

October 16 2017

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sunshinesorbet:

💛🌹🍁🍂💋🍂🍁🌹💛

emoji spell for finding healthy relationships (both platonic and romantic) in autumn/october, like 2 charge and rb to cast!! get yrself a gf or bf or datemate or even a new pal

u still get effects if u see it tho so no pressure, you’ll find love too

October 07 2017

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guywithamohawk:

allaroundnerd:

imaunicornhearmeroarsoftlyy:

incaseyuhnevaknow:

er-let:

xelamanrique318:

How embarrassing lol

Its about time these white girls started calling dumb niggas out for disrespecting Black women in their approaches to them.

YAS!!!THIS IS WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OFTEN.

I want US to start calling these dudes our more often because fuck am I tired of this shit…

She handled that appropriately.👏🏿

October 06 2017

October 05 2017

jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

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weavemama:

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

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wiggitywackgabbie:

positive-memes:

“You did, and he loved it”

October 04 2017

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herdreadsrock:

tittytaytay:

melaninlove06:

tittytaytay:

your girl went away to a bgc convention and this cantaloupe need a place to stay for a few days fellas what you gon do 👀🍆💦

That’s a watermelon lol

lissen idc what vegetable this is all i know is that if it dont have seeds in it then its about to

Sir.

October 03 2017

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

carl-jung-lean:

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”

August 26 2017

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roseseafoam:

sheabutterbitch:

moodyanddelicate:

bitch, me either

I’m so…shocked that I read this effortlessly

now this? epitaph material

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positive-memes:

If youre reading this…

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sodhya:

Every time you see Gucci mane on your TL you have to reblog for good fortune, growth, transformation and positivity.

August 06 2017

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darktowersource:

The Dark Tower (2017)
Directed by Nikolaj Arcel

milf

kiwilesbian:

man i luv fruit

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